The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says

"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next
to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is
'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans
too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little
lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little

lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got
too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says
"Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:

Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"