Next month I return to UCOL (Universal College of Learning ) to complete a computer course I had to pull out of last year. The course is called ACU (Advanced Computer Users) and will give me more knowledge of the in's and out's of my favourite toy. I am thinking of posting a weekly diary of the people I meet and any ineresting stuff that happens.

TTFN

Pete

Future stuff

Hi all, al you will find on this site will be the occasional funny, the sometimes hillarious and maybe dull jokes. Also i will be show ing some of my photography, mainly pics the town I live in and the surrounds. If you ask nicely I might tell you a bit about myself.

TTFN

Nzeder44

The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says

"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next
to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is
'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans
too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little
lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little

lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got
too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says
"Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:

Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

A Friend can be like a Teddy Bear




A friend can be like a Teddy Bear to hug and hold

when the world has given you all you can bare.

A hug of friendship is an incredible feeling which

can mean a lot more if it's given with meaning.

When the world isn't being all that nice..

and you feel like nobody could ever care..

then they'll be right here to hug and hold..

and forever be your teddy bear..

There's this thing I like to call friendship pride

this simply means neverleaving your friends side.

Sharing your thoughts,ideas, and goals..

while getting deep into theirhearts and souls..

Friends never make you feel insecure they always

support and make you feel right and pure.

Friendship is not a game if it is, it's a game

of chance, that many timesmay lead to romance..

When it's raining outside and there's a storm and

it's cold it's always nice to have a warm teddy

bear to hold Friends always think about

each other,sometimes maybe even twentyfour/seven,

then sometimes you encounter thosefriends you think

were sent from heaven.so the next time you are feeling

like you need someone to hold come to a true friend with a heart of Gold..


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